448 Funny dating quotes
Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.
Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.
Commentary:
Oh, the drama of socks trying to navigate the complexities of monogamy! π§¦π Some seek the comfort of a long-term relationship with a shoe, while others prefer to explore the world solo or play the field with various mismatched companions. It's a sock-eat-sock world out there! π #SocksLife
My signature move is to tell men that I canβt hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly donβt have headphones in.
Iβm gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.
Tinder is a food delivery app if youβre good at it.
Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.
Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.
