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Sounds like a hot idea—time to get groovy and bubbly! 🕺✨💡
84 Funny desire quotes
You ever want someone so bad it pisses you off a little.
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Like wanting a donut so much it makes me mad that I didn't buy a dozen 🍩😤 #CrushingHard
Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.
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Love a partner who can make your heart race and your ears ring! 🩳🔊💕
Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.
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When life plays the tunes of my confused heart, I just wish there was an app to identify if it's a love song or a cry for snacks 🎧❤️🤔🍪
I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.
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When sharing is caring, but cake is the ultimate relationship test 🍰😜
God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.
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Sounds like the kind of scientific research I could really throw my wallet at! 💸😆
A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.
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Italy: where the gelato is cold and your ambitions to work are even colder! 🍦💸🙃
All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.
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As long as the lights are dim and the compliments are plentiful, mission accomplished! 😂🙈💪
How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.
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Taking applications for a professional "un-meet" service! 😂🙈 #LifeInWitnessProtectionMode
Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.
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Living my dream of being a professional couch potato! 🛋️🥔😁