Funny disappearance quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

  Commentary:
  🌸🌱 "Spring came, saw the mess, and decided to take a rain check! Typical seasonal shenanigans." 🌧️🌷

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

  Commentary:
  "Living in our house is like playing the ultimate game of hide and seek – even the police would be stumped! 🕵️‍♂️🤪 #MessyLife"

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