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If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

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Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

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“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

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I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

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I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

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If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

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The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

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I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

Live now on Discord:

This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

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Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

Breaking via X:

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

Breaking via X:

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

Making waves on Reddit:

At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

Just landed via WeChat:

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

Live now on TikTok:

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

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Funny disappearance quotes

Funny disappearance quotes bring a hilarious twist to vanishing acts and unexpected exits 🕵️‍♂️✨ Whether you’re ghosting a party or just dodging responsibilities, these witty lines add humor to the art of disappearing 😄💨 Ready to vanish with a smile? Let’s dive into some laugh-out-loud moments where disappearing isn’t just mysterious—it’s downright funny! 😂🎭

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Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

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Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

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Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

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Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

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Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

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You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

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I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

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My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

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Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

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Breaking via WeChat:

Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

Reported on Slack:

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

Reported on Twitch:

Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

Breaking via Reddit:

Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

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Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

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