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I guess they must be sipping on pure drama with a twist of chaos! 🍹🎭
161 Funny drink quotes
No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.
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When grapes become grape-ful, everything falls into place 🍇🍷✌️
Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.
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Juice: *tastes great, but forgot to mention it's moonwalking practice in a glass* 🍹🕺😂
Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.
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Guess that means I'm officially part water now… mermaid transformation begins! 🧜♂️💧
I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.
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Sounds like the perfect introvert's dream: BYOB (Be Your Own Bartender)! 🍹🎶🏠🤣
I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.
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I too crave the simple life: sunsets, coffee, and riding my dragon to the past for discounted lattes 🐉☕️📚✨
People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?
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Hydration? Sounds like witchcraft to me! 💧🧙♂️😂
Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.
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When even your mornings are doing a stand-up routine 🤣☕😴
As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.
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When the sun clocks in, my beer clock starts ticking—I'm just following the laws of fizz-ics! ☀️🍺😄
We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.
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Why support a favorite team when you can support a favorite couple? 🍸🏝️ #LoveGoals