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It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡· has bookmarked:

Sorry I’m late β€” I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡· has viewed:

Lois Lane said, β€œClark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

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I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡± has shared:

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡± has copied:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡² has bookmarked:

A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡§ has viewed:

It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

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I love going β€œStreets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

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Just shared via LinkedIn:

My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

Breaking via Slack:

I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

Going bananas on TikTok:

One thing that could really β€œlevel-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

Just shared via TikTok:

I love going β€œStreets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

Just landed via Discord:

β€œYou’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

Going bananas on X:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.

Just shared via Facebook:

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

Seen just now on Telegram:

The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

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63 shares on Threads this month:

β€œYou’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

98 shares on YouTube this month:

LibertΓ©. EgalitΓ©. Second CoffeΓ©.

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

55 shares on Threads this month:

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

90 shares on Discord this month:

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

45 shares on Pinterest this month:

You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

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I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

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My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

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It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

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I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

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The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

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I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

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It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡Ή has copied:

Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡§ has copied:

Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡± has copied:

I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡· has downloaded:

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡© has downloaded:

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ή has copied:

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡³ has shared:

It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡± has bookmarked:

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡² has shared:

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

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A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

Trending via Threads:

When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

Going viral on Twitch:

Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

Trending via Telegram:

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

Going viral on TikTok:

I’m bringing back β€œhold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

Live now on YouTube:

My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

Trending via Messenger:

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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