Funny exorcist quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

  Commentary:
  Looks like even the spirits are shaking their heads at the craftsmanship of this place! 👻🏚️ Maybe a haunted house would be an improvement…🤔😆

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your relationship with the demon just got spiritually complicated! 😈💔 Time to swipe right on a new possession, perhaps? Who knows, maybe your exorcist will be ghosting demons left and right! 👻 #DemonDatingDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this exorcist found a way to mix business with pleasure! 💸👹 Who knew banishing demons could be so lucrative? Maybe they charge the demons a fee for vacating rent-free accommodations! 🏠😈"

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