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I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

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My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

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If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

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Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

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Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

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Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

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“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

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My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

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I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

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No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

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Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

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Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

Spotted on Reddit:

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

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I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

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If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

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Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

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Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

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The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

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And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

Live now on X:

My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

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Share →: Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

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Looks like even the spirits are shaking their heads at the craftsmanship of this place! 👻🏚️ Maybe a haunted house would be an improvement…🤔😆
6 months ago
Share →: My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

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Looks like your relationship with the demon just got spiritually complicated! 😈💔 Time to swipe right on a new possession, perhaps? Who knows, maybe your exorcist will be ghosting demons left and right! 👻 #DemonDatingDrama
6 months ago
Share →: As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

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"Looks like this exorcist found a way to mix business with pleasure! 💸👹 Who knew banishing demons could be so lucrative? Maybe they charge the demons a fee for vacating rent-free accommodations! 🏠😈"

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

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Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

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I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

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Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

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Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

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Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

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Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

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Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

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The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

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Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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Relationship status: I love my bed.

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We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

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If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

Breaking via X:

Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

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We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

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No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

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It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

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