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Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

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Breaking via Slack:

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

Trending via WhatsApp:

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Listen to the birds, not the news.

Just shared via TikTok:

High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

Trending via Reddit:

I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Me, when a 25-year-old talks to me: please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Every day is a D-Day, if you’re a stutterer.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

Spotted on Discord:

Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

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41 shares on Snapchat this month:

Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

94 shares on Facebook this month:

Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

34 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

44 shares on Instagram this month:

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

41 shares on X this month:

If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

61 shares on Threads this month:

Swimming is so embarrassing, everyone can see you want to be alive.

41 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

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If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

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My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

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If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

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Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

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Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

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My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

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Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

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If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

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I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

The problem with salad is, it’s salad.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Twitch:

Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

Trending via Facebook:

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

Spotted on Telegram:

Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

Just landed via Messenger:

If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I feel like everyone who has ever had a hamster has some kind of traumatic experience with it.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Just shared via Slack:

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

Live now on Instagram:

My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend.

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