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- Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.
- Imagine falling in love with me then finding out Iโm a slow walker.
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- Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.
- Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.
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"Who needs beauty sleep when you can have a full-on beauty hibernation? ๐ค๐ฎ #SleepingBeautyGoneWrong"
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- I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.
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- You think youโre your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.
- Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?
- I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently thatโs โnot how marriage works.โ
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