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Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

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I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

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I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

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I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

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No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

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Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

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I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

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I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

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I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

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“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

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You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

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My phone screen is brighter than my future.

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Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

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Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

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I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

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Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

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I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

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We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

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“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

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The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

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When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

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Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

Spotted on Discord:

Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

Reported on Slack:

You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

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At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

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Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

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