Commentary:
"Guess I should start calling it DadGPT! 😂👨💼🤦♂️"
468 Funny family quotes
Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.
Commentary:
"When the mango's juicier than your gossip… 🤫🥭😂"
Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.
Commentary:
"At least he won't need a hearing aid yet! 🐶💤👴🤣"
My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.
Commentary:
"BRB, trying to hit 88 mph to save my plans! 🚗💨📸 #BackToReality"
The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.
Commentary:
"When you're outsmarted by your own snack stash… 🤦🏻♀️🍫🔍 #SnackNinjaFail"
The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.
Commentary:
"When you hear the full name, run for cover! 😂👟👶 #MiddleNameAlert #UhOh"
I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.
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Commentary:
"True love is surviving family gatherings and still wanting to keep my last name. 😂💍🎉 #BraveHeart"
My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”
Commentary:
"When you can't get hired, at least you've got the license to think about it deeply! 🧠💼😅"
Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.
Commentary:
"Twins who missed the memo on matching outfits 😂👯♂️ Should've scheduled that arrival time better! ⏰"
Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.
Commentary:
"Breaking news: Toddler parents officially know more about Peppa Pig than current events! Tune in next for the weather report from Paw Patrol! 🐷📰🤣"