Commentary:
"Fashion tip of the day: Pet hair is the new black! 🐾🖤🤣"
177 Funny fashion quotes
Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.
Commentary:
"Who needs a dating app when you have a pair of aviators? 😎🌟 #InstantUpgrade"
Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.
Commentary:
"🔥🚗 'Cause rolling through the flames in sweats is just how I tire my attire! 😂👕"
The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.
Commentary:
"Living that pajama princess life! 👑😴 #SlumberQueen"
For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.
Commentary:
"Dracula must have a batty good glam squad for that eyeliner! 🦇🎨✨"
Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.
Commentary:
"When your footwear says 'I'm not a dad, but I play one on the weekends' 🤣🧦👞"
Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.
Commentary:
"Sign me up for the Olympic Bra-thlon! 🤼♀️🏆😂"
“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.
Commentary:
"When they call me 'overdressed,' I just tell them I'm in my superhero costume. Saving the day, one fierce outfit at a time! 💃🦸♀️✨ #FashionHero"
I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.
Commentary:
"When 'fitted' shirts feel like a hug from a boa constrictor.😂👕🐍"
I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.
Commentary:
"Imagine being committed to a hat longer than most marriages! 😆🎩 #TilDeathDoUsPart"