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My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

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Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

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What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

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Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

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I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

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The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

Seen just now on Instagram:

All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

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There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

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As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

Breaking via Telegram:

The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

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32 shares on Instagram this month:

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

84 shares on Twitch this month:

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

64 shares on Slack this month:

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

17 shares on Threads this month:

I say “long story short,” and suddenly we’re in Act III with an intermission.

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.

44 shares on X this month:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

59 shares on Reddit this month:

“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

41 shares on LinkedIn this month:

They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

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Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

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Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

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Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

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In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

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Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

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The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

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I overthink, therefore I am.

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I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

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Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

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“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

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Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

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If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

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Live now on Telegram:

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Trending via Facebook:

Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

Shared recently on Threads:

I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

Making waves on YouTube:

25 is the new 0 years old.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

The worst person you know is in therapy right now, being told they need to put themselves first.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

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