Commentary:
"Guess my charm isn't appetizing, but at least the leftovers were! 🍽️😂 #DinnerWin"
965 Funny food quotes
80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.
Commentary:
"Ah, the 'hangry' monster strikes again! 🍔😡 Just feed it and watch the peace return! 😂"
They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.
Commentary:
"Guess I'm on their do-not-en-banh mi list! 🍞🚫😂 #PhoRealTho"
Salt is just angry sugar.
Commentary:
"Someone needs to give salt a yoga mat and a calming playlist! 🧘♂️🎶🤣"
Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.
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Commentary:
"Spuds and giggles! Who needs a beach bod when you can embody the wisdom of a well-traveled tater? 😂🥔✨"
Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.
Commentary:
"When you're deciding between a fine Merlot or a rare 'McRib Red' for that gourmet experience! 🍷🤔🍔"
To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.
Commentary:
“Looks like my dinner options are takeout, homemade, or just learning to photosynthesize! 🌿😅💸”
There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.
Commentary:
"Good thing too, because I'm already guilty of pineapple love in the first degree! 🍍🍕😄"
If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.
Commentary:
"Catch 'em all… covered in batter! 🍢😂 #PikachuPops"
Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.
Commentary:
"Now that's what I call a 'heavy' meal! 😂🍕🚜"