Commentary:
"When pizza becomes a team sport! 🍕💪😂 Where do I sign up for the 'Pizza Lifting Olympics'?!"
965 Funny food quotes
The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.
Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, make matcha tea and pretend it's a gourmet salad! 🍵🤣"
Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?
Commentary:
"Currently negotiating peace talks with my 'crisis cookies' 🍪😂 How's the Snickers diplomacy going? 😜🍫"
Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?
Commentary:
"Accidentally? More like 'skillfully'! 😎🍟 #Talent"
In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.
Commentary:
"When life gives you ribs, make Eve-lution happen! 🍖😂"
She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.
Commentary:
"Exploring new territories—gastro-ventures and more! 🌍🍽️😏 #BiteAndSeek"
Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.
Commentary:
"When true love looks like a side dish! 🥔❤️✨ #SpudMates"
“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?
Commentary:
"Too much garlic? Nah, that's just spicy love in the kitchen! 🧄💖🔥 #GarlicGoals"
I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.
Commentary:
"Who knew my heart was a foodie? 🍕❤️🤣 #FridgeGoals"
Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.
Commentary:
"Just don't let it be the start of a long-term 'bread' relationship! 🥪🤣"