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Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

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A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

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My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

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About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

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I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

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It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

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You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

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Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

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I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

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Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

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The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

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Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

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My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

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“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

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Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

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I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

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A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

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Funny Friday night quotes are the perfect way to kick off the weekend vibes 🎉✨ Whether you’re chilling with friends, dancing like nobody’s watching, or just binge-watching your favorite shows 📺🍿, these witty lines add extra sparkle to your night. Ready to laugh, unwind, and make every Friday feel like a mini celebration? Let the good times roll and the giggles flow! 😂🌙🎈

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Share →: Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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Share →: A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

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"Finding a good man may be tough, but finding a babysitter for Friday night? Now that's a true quest worthy of a heroic saga! 🕵️‍♀️🍼 #ParentingStruggles"

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If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

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An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

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I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

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The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

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An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

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What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

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Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

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Seen just now on YouTube:

Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

Going viral on WeChat:

Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

Trending via Discord:

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

Going viral on Instagram:

Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

Breaking via Telegram:

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Shared recently on Reddit:

If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

Just shared via TikTok:

I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

Going viral on Messenger:

“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

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