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Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

Spotted on X:

I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Painted all of my red flags orange for fall.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

Trending via Messenger:

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

Spotted on WeChat:

On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

Breaking via Twitch:

Tested positive for being single af

Spotted on YouTube:

Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

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Social Media Stars ⭐

67 shares on TikTok this month:

I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

66 shares on Threads this month:

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

48 shares on YouTube this month:

Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

78 shares on Discord this month:

It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

25 shares on Instagram this month:

I have to pee. Story of my life.

12 shares on Instagram this month:

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

15 shares on TikTok this month:

They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

28 shares on YouTube this month:

Drilling for oil is well boring.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

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Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.

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Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on YouTube:

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

Live now on Instagram:

Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

Trending via Threads:

It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

Just shared via TikTok:

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

Trending via Slack:

Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

Trending via LinkedIn:

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

Shared recently on Threads:

You’re like if “nope” was a person.

Just shared via Reddit:

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

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