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Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,629

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WeChat:

Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

Shared recently on Slack:

I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

Making waves on WeChat:

The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Rewatching my story every time somebody heart it to see what they see.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

Seen just now on X:

If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

82 shares on X this month:

Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

44 shares on TikTok this month:

Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

28 shares on Discord this month:

Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

20 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

48 shares on X this month:

“I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.”

51 shares on Twitch this month:

Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Therapy? I have Spotify.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,428

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on TikTok:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

Going viral on Slack:

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

Spotted on Threads:

These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

Spotted on Reddit:

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

Trending via Twitch:

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

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