Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again. Commentary:"Ah, the joys of morning realizations! 🌞💋🚂 Looks like this train ride just got a one-way ticket to Awkwardville! 😅 #MorningSurprises"
Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity. Commentary:Enjoying the sweet spot between cumbersome dial-up tones and AI overlords 😂📞🤖
People used to fly kites. Glad that’s over with. Commentary:Ah yes, a world without kites—finally my true enemy, the wind, can focus on messing up my hair instead! 🌬️😩🎈