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4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Life's little reminder from your feline friend: 'Hey, at least you don't have to do THIS yourself!' 😹💩 #CatOwnerProblems #CatLitterDuty"

box, cat, else, God, gratitude, humor, i, pet, shit, thank
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's in for a rollercoaster ride through time! 🕰️⏰ Get ready for unexpected plot twists and hilarious shenanigans in the blink of an eye! Buckle up, because who knows what wild adventures await in the 'Twilight Zone' of one forgotten hour ahead! ⏳😄 #TimeTravelAntics"

back, belief, believe, clock, forgetfulness, forgot, funny situation, God, going, guys, hour, humor, i, next, next hour, oh, situation, stuff, surprise, time, turn
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Imagine the secrets our furry friends would spill if they could speak! 🐱🐶 Maybe it's best to keep their world domination plans under wraps. Thank goodness for their loyalty and silence… for now. 🔐😂"

animals, God, humor, know, much, pets, secrets, talk, thank, thank God, too
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"If God had known about all the chaos, drama, and bad decisions we'd make, He might have considered issuing a 'no reproductivity' policy for Adam! 🙈💬 #HumansBeingHumans"

Adam, creation, God, humor, irony, mankind, religion, sterilization, turn
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
Looks like Spider-Man's vacation home has truly taken over San Francisco 🕷️🕸️ Who knew skeletons were part of the city's new sidewalk landscaping plan? 💀 Change is definitely needed, or else we might have to start giving out arachnid and anatomy tours! 🏙️ #SpookySanFran

bad, business, change, every, francisco, God, humor, just, neighborhood, never, san, San Francisco, seen, sidewalks, skeleton, spiderweb, things
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'I'm better than the Gods' spiel. 🙄 Bold move, my friend. Let's hope they have a sense of humor up there. 💁‍♂️ Remember, even heroes can trip over their own cape sometimes! 🦸‍♂️ #HubrisAlert"

better, death, different, even, everyone, God, gods, hubris, humor, irony, killed, maybe, superiority
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Well, hindsight is 20/20, even for the Almighty! 💸 Maybe next time, God will offer a 'Free Will Premium Package' with extra perks and maybe a discount code for good deeds. 😂 #DivinePricingStrategy"

bad, bad idea, charge, charged, free, free will, God, humor, i, idea, irony, philosophy, religion, should
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Well, perhaps God's memory has a strict 'delete history' button! 🤷‍♂️🤣 After all, humans do have a way of surprising even the Creator! 🌟😜"

creation, divine, God, humor, i, irony, making, memory, remember, self-reflection, stupid, stupidity
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Dear God, thank you for the job, but just in case you're feeling extra generous… I'm here, waiting with open arms and a winning ticket 🙏🎉💸 #InGodWeTrustAndWin"

God, gratitude, humor, i, job, lottery, me, money, planned, prayer, ready, thank, thank you, win
4 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Them: 'Ugh, could you be more annoying?' Me: 'Oh God, yes!' 🙄😝 Who knew annoying could be so achievable, right?"

annoying, conversation, God, humor, interaction, me, oh, response, sarcasm, ugh, wit, yes