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Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,633

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via TikTok:

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

Making waves on Discord:

Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

Live now on WhatsApp:

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Live now on Snapchat:

Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

Seen just now on X:

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My love language is deader than Latin.

Breaking via Snapchat:

My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

Just landed via Facebook:

Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

27 shares on Facebook this month:

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

84 shares on Discord this month:

The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

42 shares on Facebook this month:

The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

42 shares on WeChat this month:

The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

14 shares on Facebook this month:

If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

65 shares on Discord this month:

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

15 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,688

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Slack:

Hold on, let me overthink this.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The problem is I am always the problem.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

Spotted on Pinterest:

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

Making waves on Messenger:

I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

Seen just now on Instagram:

“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

Spotted on X:

Saying “You’re tearing this family apart” whenever someone argues with me.

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