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Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί has bookmarked:

If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡² has viewed:

Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ has copied:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ό has copied:

There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

Someone from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¬ has bookmarked:

Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡Ή has viewed:

Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡― has shared:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡» has viewed:

Too shy for influencing. Too dumb for crypto. Too honest for a scam. Too lazy for 9-5. How can I make money?

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡― has copied:

β€œYou’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡° has downloaded:

When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

Funny Quotes Data πŸ€“

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Funny Quotes Total

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17,485

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15,374

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Jan 2, 2026

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Seen just now on Threads:

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I love my bed so much, what a place.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I become the most financially irresponsible person in the world the second I step into a Japanese stationary store.

Just landed via Reddit:

Old people be like, β€œNo elbows on the table, it’s rude,” then say something racist.

Just landed via WeChat:

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

Going viral on WeChat:

Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

Making waves on Facebook:

Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

Trending via Instagram:

How did we decide to go with cockpit?

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94 shares on X this month:

My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

27 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

84 shares on TikTok this month:

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

69 shares on Messenger this month:

In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

17 shares on Facebook this month:

All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

44 shares on X this month:

A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

At some point, I need to admit my β€˜guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

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20 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

18 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

12 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

How am I supposed to relax when there are things?

20 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

5 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

13 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

15 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

8 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening.

13 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

10 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

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15,374

Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡· has downloaded:

If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ί has downloaded:

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡Ά has downloaded:

I was talking to someone and combined β€œall good” and β€œno worries” by saying β€œall worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡³ has shared:

I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡³ has copied:

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΄ has bookmarked:

A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡­ has viewed:

I have no beef with vegetarians.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡Ύ has viewed:

The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡¨ has viewed:

Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡² has viewed:

When I say, β€œI have to be someplace,” what I mean is, β€œI want to go home.”

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Going bananas on WeChat:

I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

Just landed via X:

I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

Spotted on TikTok:

Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

Spotted on X:

I should’ve existed as a tree.

Breaking via Messenger:

Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Everybody thinks β€œFree Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Plants are like β€œI’ll have a light lunch.”

Trending via Telegram:

Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.

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