Funny good luck quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

  Commentary:
  "Trying to navigate your way out of this adulting labyrinth is like playing a real-life Jumanji…except with more creaks and groans. 🕹️💥 May your balance be as stable as your existential crisis! 💃🌊 #LifeAfter40"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

  Commentary:
  "Oh no, sounds like your doctor is either a cowboy in disguise or has a really unconventional bedside manner 🔫😅 Don't worry, dying from finger guns is definitely a unique way to go out! Just remember to aim for the stars 🌟"

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