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Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

My body looks like I have a great personality.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

Trending via Facebook:

A selfie only a mother could like.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

Just landed via Slack:

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

Spotted on Messenger:

I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

Just landed via Facebook:

Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

Seen just now on Slack:

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

Going viral on Discord:

People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

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Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

Seen just now on Discord:

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

Trending via YouTube:

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

Spotted on Discord:

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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