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That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

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Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

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My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

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The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

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You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

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I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

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I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

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I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

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I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

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Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

Making waves on Slack:

If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

Spotted on Threads:

I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

Just landed via TikTok:

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

Making waves on Twitch:

I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

Going viral on Snapchat:

9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

Live now on Pinterest:

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

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If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

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Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

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Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

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When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

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Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

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I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

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My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

Making waves on Facebook:

Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

Live now on Twitch:

Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

Reported on LinkedIn:

Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

Making waves on Instagram:

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

Going viral on Twitch:

My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

Going viral on Discord:

I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

Reported on Messenger:

Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

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