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Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Situationship where the situation is being madly in love with each other.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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Shared recently on Reddit:

Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

Going viral on Reddit:

I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

Shared recently on TikTok:

After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

Freshly posted on Slack:

Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

Making waves on Instagram:

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

Just shared via Facebook:

Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why be pretty when you can be pretty weird?

80 shares on Reddit this month:

If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.

69 shares on Threads this month:

When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

77 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m only staying up until midnight on New Year’s to watch that bloody year die.

47 shares on Discord this month:

I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

86 shares on Snapchat this month:

I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

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21 folks are currently checking 👀

Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

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I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

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Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

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Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

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Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

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A haunted house, but it’s just you inside your own head.

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People who accuse me of delusions of grandeur, obviously don’t worship me enough.

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My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

They’re uploading my consciousness into a disposable vape.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Life begins when you can afford it.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Unless it’s manic, I don’t want to hear about your Monday.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”

Just landed via Slack:

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

Spotted on Snapchat:

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

Just shared via Instagram:

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Making waves on Twitch:

Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

Shared recently on Instagram:

A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

Just landed via Slack:

Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

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