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I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

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Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

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And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

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Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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This meeting could have been a cake.

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My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

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Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

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Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

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If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Live now on WeChat:

No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

Making waves on Telegram:

For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.

Breaking via Reddit:

“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

Seen just now on Slack:

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

Going viral on TikTok:

Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

Seen just now on TikTok:

I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

Making waves on Discord:

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

Shared recently on Twitch:

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

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69 shares on Snapchat this month:

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

66 shares on TikTok this month:

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

91 shares on Threads this month:

Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

65 shares on Facebook this month:

Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

22 shares on Snapchat this month:

Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

37 shares on Discord this month:

Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

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My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

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Source? It was revealed to me on my walk.

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Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

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Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

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The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

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I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

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The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

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I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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17,387

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Updated

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Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Twitch:

Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.

Just shared via TikTok:

Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

Going viral on Messenger:

Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

Breaking via Threads:

My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

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