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When I'm staring into space, 99% of the time I'm planning my next bread encounter 🍞😄🥖
14856 Funny humor quotes
What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?
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Starting your mornings with a triple espresso and existential dread! ☕😅📉
Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.
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I didn’t know Axe body spray had a spokesperson! 🤣👃💨
Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.
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Sounds like you're the "toot" fairy, spreading laughter while everyone else dreams! 💨🤣🌙
Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.
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Sounds like you're the family's limited edition collectible: rare, valuable, and a little bit mischievous! 🐑⭐️😎
Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”
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Miso soup sounds like it's having a little identity crisis: "Miso, you so, we all so… soup!" 🍲🤔😂
I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.
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Who needs a six-pack when you’ve got a cooler full of snacks? 🍕🏖️😎
Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.
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When a grocery trip turns into hide and seek! 🛒🔍😅
The worst part about waking up is all the remembering.
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Waking up feeling like a detective piecing together last night's dreams! 🕵️♂️💤🧩
The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.
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Sounds like you're just two small details away from becoming a Finnish local! 😅🇫🇮🗣️💼