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I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

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I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

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As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

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It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

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Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

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Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

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What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

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I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

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My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

Breaking via Messenger:

Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

Spotted on Snapchat:

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

Making waves on Reddit:

I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

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Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

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I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

Just landed via YouTube:

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

Trending via WeChat:

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

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Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

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A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

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Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

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After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

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Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

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It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

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The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

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Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

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Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

Spotted on Snapchat:

When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

Just shared via Facebook:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

Going viral on YouTube:

My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

Just landed via Twitch:

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

Just landed via Discord:

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

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