Commentary:
"Welcome to my version of 'functioning adult', where applying for a nap is as important as paying bills Let's just say my adulting skills come with a side of creativity and a sprinkle of chaos! "
Funny interpretation quotes
Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.
Commentary:
"Ah, the simplicity of Rorschach tests – where everything is either a demon or a butterfly, because, you know, life is just that black and white! It's like staring into a kaleidoscope of possibilities where your psyche gets to play 'spot the butterfly' or 'dodge the demon.' Just another day in the whimsical world of ink blots and mind games!"
My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.
Commentary:
"Well, that's one way to send a subtle message! Embrace your unique beauty, even if it requires a little extra caffeine to get through the day. "
I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.
Commentary:
Oh, so you're not running late, you're just on the avant-garde of time perception! Who knew being fashionably late was just the artistic expression of your temporal genius?
At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.
Commentary:
"Selling drugs may not be explicitly mentioned in the Bible, but I'm pretty sure Jesus wouldn't approve of your 'miraculous' herb garden #DivineDeals"