Funny iron quotes

• Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight.

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• I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.

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  2 months ago

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• Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

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  2 months ago

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• The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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  2 months ago

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• “Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

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  2 months ago

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• “I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

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  2 months ago

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• Unlocking new levels of iron deficiency.

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  3 months ago

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