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Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

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Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

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Going viral on Slack:

Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

Broadcasted on X:

Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

Seen just now on Slack:

I get writer’s block responding to people.

Just landed via TikTok:

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

Just shared via Slack:

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

Trending via TikTok:

Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

Just landed via YouTube:

Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

Shared recently on Discord:

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

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Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

Trending via Snapchat:

Overthinking should at least burn calories.

Spotted on Snapchat:

How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

Just shared via X:

I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

Just landed via WeChat:

What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

Spotted on Threads:

At the job interview with one AirPod in.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I love you to the refrigerator and back.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

Going viral on YouTube:

You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

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