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Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

3 months ago

People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

3 months ago

Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

3 months ago

The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

3 months ago