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One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

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If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

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The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

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My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

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Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

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Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

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“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

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To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

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I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

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The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

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Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

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Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

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The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

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Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

Just landed via Reddit:

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

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I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

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I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

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My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

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You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

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When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

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Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

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It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

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The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

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Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

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At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

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It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

Seen just now on Twitch:

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

Just shared via Facebook:

Overthinking should at least burn calories.

Making waves on Slack:

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

Spotted on WeChat:

American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

Just landed via X:

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

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I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

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