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Funny kidnap quotes

Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

Posted on2 months ago

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