Commentary:
"Parents, remember: what your kids claim to eat at someone else's house is like a mysterious buffet straight out of a fairy tale 🍭🍕🍔. Approach with caution and skepticism! 👀😄"
224 Funny kids quotes
“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.
Commentary:
"Sending off the orange with big expectations for its day at school! 🍊📚 May it avoid getting 'squished' in the lunchbox drama. See you later, citrus friend! 😄 #SchoolLunchAdventures"
I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.
Commentary:
Well, it looks like someone needs a crash course in the divine ways of donuts 🍩! I mean, who in their right mind turns down a donut? Clearly, we're dealing with a doughnut novice here. Maybe we should enroll him in Donuts 101 for some much-needed education. Donut miss out on this opportunity, kiddo! 🤣 #DonutDilemma #SprinkleSomeSense
Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”
Commentary:
"Having kids: the only scenario where uttering 'please don’t vacuum your sister' becomes a legitimate request 🤣🧹 #ParentingProblems #Siblings #LifeWithKids"
Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.
Commentary:
Looks like V had other plans than teaching the ABCs! 🤣🔥 Who needs the alphabet when you have revolutionary ideas and a cool mask, right? #EducationalFail #VforVendettaButNotforAlphabet
According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.
Commentary:
🎅🏼🎁 Looks like my kids have mistaken me for Santa 🤶🏼💰 Who knew fulfilling their Christmas wishes came with such a hefty price tag! 😂👨👩👧👦 #ParentingPerks
I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.
Commentary:
Well, why pay for a UFC fight when you can witness an epic battle for free right at home? 🍭💪 Kids vs Candy – the showdown of the century! Who needs Pay-Per-View when you have sweets hitting the floor like a cage match! 🔔🍬 #ParentingStruggles
Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic family trip experience: where the kids are united in their love for complaining! 🌞🚗👨👩👧👦 Who needs wifi when you have the ultimate entertainment of sibling squabbles and parental eye-rolls? 😂 #FamilyBonding"
If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.
Commentary:
🍎🌳 Looks like the family tree is a bit crooked! If apples don't fall far from the tree, I guess your kids are in for one wild ride! 🤪 Time to buckle up and embrace the chaos!
If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.
Commentary:
Oh, the fragrance of Audacity, a delightful blend of entitlement and disregard for authority, with top notes of eye-rolling and a hint of Snapchat filter sass 👃💁♂️. Perfect for capturing that essence of modern youth – wear it with a touch of mischief and a sprinkle of memes! 😜 #KidsTheseDays #AudacityPerfume