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Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,697

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WeChat:

Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

Live now on Threads:

I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

Just landed via X:

Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

Going viral on Slack:

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

Seen just now on TikTok:

The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

Going viral on Facebook:

My ex was like “I know a spot,” then took me to the lowest point in my life.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

Making waves on Discord:

Easy there, unsaved number.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

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81 shares on Twitch this month:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

32 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

54 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

32 shares on TikTok this month:

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

17 shares on Discord this month:

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

75 shares on Twitch this month:

Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

87 shares on Instagram this month:

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

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I embarrass myself in front of myself.

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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

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They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

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I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

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People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

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Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

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Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

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If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,555

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Normalize saying, “Just as the oracle foretold,” when things go your way.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Social media may have been a mistake.

Breaking via Messenger:

I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special.

Live now on Snapchat:

My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

Broadcasted on Threads:

The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

Just shared via Pinterest:

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

Just landed via TikTok:

Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

Shared recently on X:

Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

Just shared via Telegram:

If I was a fish, I’d be smoking all the seaweed.

Trending via WhatsApp:

A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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