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Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Dying and being reincarnated as a beetle, and crawling to my old body’s grave, and digging down and living in my old ribcage.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Your opinions are not my business.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

That boring, introverted life you’re living has probably protected you from a lot of harm and bad experiences.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Slack:

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

Just landed via Snapchat:

“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Going viral on Slack:

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

Going viral on Messenger:

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Making waves on Twitch:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

Shared recently on Slack:

I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

Spotted on Slack:

Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

71 shares on Threads this month:

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

13 shares on Snapchat this month:

Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

48 shares on Twitch this month:

Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

58 shares on Instagram this month:

According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.

67 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

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My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

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Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

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The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,392

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Anyone else smile at old people just to show that you’re one of the good ones.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

If I was a fish, I’d be smoking all the seaweed.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WeChat:

I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

Just shared via Reddit:

Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

Just shared via Threads:

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Spotted on Threads:

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

Live now on X:

I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

Going viral on Discord:

I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

Live now on Instagram:

We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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