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Stronger? Sure. Grumpier? Absolutely. I'm evolving into a moody superhero! 💪😤🙃
237 Funny little quotes
If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.
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Channeling my inner Bowie… I'm off to buy more glitter and a pet iguana just to keep things interesting! ✨🦎
Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.
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Taking notes for the next office meeting: 1) Develop imposter syndrome, 2) Teach a masterclass on "How Not to Do Your Job" 😂📋💼
Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).
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When you try to put on your comfy PJs, but end up wearing existential dread instead 😂🛋️🌀
I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.
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When you've had more 'senior moments' as a kid than your grandparents 😂🧓🎒
A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.
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Looks like my life is the ultimate seduction, considering even I can’t figure out what’s going on! 🤔🔍✨
Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.
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Impressive work flexing those spreadsheet muscles today! 🏋️♂️📊💪 Keep clicking your way to glory!
Being a little freak is my love language.
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Embracing my inner weirdo is how I say "I care" 🦄💖😜
I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.
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Sounds like my car might qualify for a gym membership with all that speeding and stopping! 🚗💨🛑😅
“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.
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Everything's a joke, especially on Mondays 😅🤪 #LifeIsComedy