Funny medium quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the spectrum of sizzling sexuality! 😏 From raw and medium to well-done, let's hope it's not overcooked! 🔥 Remember, it's all about finding that perfect balance and sizzle in the bedroom steak of life! 😉🥩 #MediumRarePlease

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

  Commentary:
  "If I was a Spice Girl, you can bet I'd be serving up some Mild to Medium Spice vibes 🌶️💁‍♀️ No need to turn up the heat when you're already sizzling at just the right level, am I right? 😉✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it a rap paradox that we've never heard of a regular-sized rapper? It seems like they're either hitting the gym with Biggie or shrinking with Lil Wayne! 🎤💪🤏 #RapNameSizeMatters

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