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Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

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I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

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Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

Trending via Threads:

Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

Spotted on Reddit:

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Going viral on YouTube:

I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

Just shared via Discord:

I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

Shared recently on Messenger:

“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

Trending via Reddit:

Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

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6 months ago
Share →: The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

Commentary:
Ah, the spectrum of sizzling sexuality! 😏 From raw and medium to well-done, let's hope it's not overcooked! 🔥 Remember, it's all about finding that perfect balance and sizzle in the bedroom steak of life! 😉🥩 #MediumRarePlease
6 months ago
Share →: If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

Commentary:
"If I was a Spice Girl, you can bet I'd be serving up some Mild to Medium Spice vibes 🌶️💁‍♀️ No need to turn up the heat when you're already sizzling at just the right level, am I right? 😉✨"
6 months ago
Share →: Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

Commentary:
Isn't it a rap paradox that we've never heard of a regular-sized rapper? It seems like they're either hitting the gym with Biggie or shrinking with Lil Wayne! 🎤💪🤏 #RapNameSizeMatters

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Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

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I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WeChat:

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

Trending via TikTok:

That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

Making waves on Threads:

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

Breaking via Reddit:

Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

Making waves on Snapchat:

So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

Seen just now on Discord:

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

Spotted on Twitch:

I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

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