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Oops, my bad! I guess it's time to upgrade my vocabulary software from the 1900s 📟 ➡️ 🤖 #VintageProblems #OldSchoolCharm 😂🍏
88 Funny mistake quotes
As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.
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"Ah, the classic 'she held the door, we're practically engaged now' syndrome! 😄🚪💍"
Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.
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Struggling between meme gold and tech support nightmares, all before my first cup of coffee! 🤔💻☕
No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.
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Finally perfected my "de-shopping" skills 😂🏠🛒
My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.
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Mastering the art of facepalming, one lesson at a time! 🤦♂️📚😂
I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.
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When life's giving you the short straw, guess you’re just stuck sipping on reality. 🥤🤷♂️
My first mistake was leaving the womb.
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Looks like my life's GPS got stuck on 'recalculating' ever since! 🚼➡️🌀🤣
You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.
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Been there, done that! I've mastered the art of finding exactly what wasn't asked for! 🔧😅👨🔧
Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.
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Looks like that twin sibling rivalry really took a dark turn! 😅💥👯♂️
I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.
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Confidence is clearly on a weight-loss program whenever my math homework is involved! 📝💪😂