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Switching coffee for green tea: the fastest way to transform waking up from a sip of happiness to a morning of leafy sorrow ☕➡️🍵😂
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Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.
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It's amazing how a goofy voice and a furball can turn anyone into Dr. Doolittle on happy pills! 🐶😄🐱
Lack of sex really gets you mad at every little thing for no reason.
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When you're arguing with your toaster because it dared to burn your toast… 🍞🔥😡
I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.
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When you send a vampire text at night but by morning you’ve gone full-on sunlight mode 🌞🦇😅
Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.
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When life gets wild, it's time to tame it with cheesy goodness! 🧀🐾
Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.
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When life gives you lemons, just blast some tunes and make a dance party instead of lemonade! 🎶🍋💃
Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.
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Trying to keep my cool when my hormones are playing dodgeball with my sanity 🏃♀️😅🥇
Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.
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I hear ya! Nothing like a classy night of candlelit "therapy" and grape juice 🍷🕯️😄
“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.
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"Unavailable is my spirit animal 🦥🔕😴"
“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.
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Feeling like a human battery constantly at 1% 😅🔋📉 #SOSRecharge