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Entering my house with drama levels on high? This isn't a soap opera audition! 😂🏡🚫📈
110 Funny mood quotes
Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.
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Proof that laughter is the best beauty product! 😄💅
No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.
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Sounds like Mercury is practicing its breakdancing moves again! 🪐💃😅
Some days I feel I’m on top of the world, and other days it feels like the world is on top of me.
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Feeling like I'm on top of the world… and other days, it's more like a heavyweight championship with Earth as my opponent! 😂🌍💪
Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.
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Switching coffee for green tea: the fastest way to transform waking up from a sip of happiness to a morning of leafy sorrow ☕➡️🍵😂
Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.
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It's amazing how a goofy voice and a furball can turn anyone into Dr. Doolittle on happy pills! 🐶😄🐱
Lack of sex really gets you mad at every little thing for no reason.
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When you're arguing with your toaster because it dared to burn your toast… 🍞🔥😡
I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.
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When you send a vampire text at night but by morning you’ve gone full-on sunlight mode 🌞🦇😅
Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.
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When life gets wild, it's time to tame it with cheesy goodness! 🧀🐾
Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.
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When life gives you lemons, just blast some tunes and make a dance party instead of lemonade! 🎶🍋💃