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Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Slipping into something more comfortable, another dimension.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

The only joke my mom ever made was me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Seen just now on X:

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

Just shared via Threads:

As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

Spotted on Facebook:

I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

Just shared via Slack:

I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

Trending via Discord:

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

Just shared via Threads:

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Trending via Facebook:

More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

Making waves on Twitch:

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

Spotted on Reddit:

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

95 shares on Reddit this month:

And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

36 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

55 shares on Threads this month:

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

48 shares on Snapchat this month:

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

53 shares on Facebook this month:

“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

38 shares on WeChat this month:

Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

22 shares on Instagram this month:

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

79 shares on Slack this month:

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

16 shares on Pinterest this month:

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

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The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Threads:

“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

Breaking via Instagram:

World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Going bananas on Telegram:

It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

Seen just now on TikTok:

“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

Live now on X:

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

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