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β€œTwister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

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That stupid look on my face is my face.

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Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

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Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

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Life begins when you can afford it.

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“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

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Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

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Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

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I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

Broadcasted on Discord:

I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

Breaking via Telegram:

I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

Live now on Threads:

I put the hot in psychotic.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

If β€œlive each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

Spotted on YouTube:

I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

Trending via Threads:

Girls be like β€œforget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

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Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

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Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

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Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

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If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

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Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

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Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

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Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

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I offered my nephew a donut and he said β€œno thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

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The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

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What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

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Just landed via Twitch:

Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

Spotted on Pinterest:

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

Shared recently on Facebook:

There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

Live now on Facebook:

Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

Seen just now on Threads:

“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

Trending via Discord:

In banana years, I am bread.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

Just landed via Instagram:

I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

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