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Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

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My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

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Making waves on X:

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

Going viral on Reddit:

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

People who ask “Can I call you” are so sweet. Like, obviously you cannot, but so sweet.

Shared recently on Reddit:

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

Going bananas on Discord:

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

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Funny new people quotes

Funny new people quotes bring a burst of laughter 😂 when meeting fresh faces in quirky ways! Whether it’s awkward hellos, unexpected vibes, or those “did they just say that?” moments, these gems capture all the hilarity of first impressions 🤪💬. Ready to smile, relate, and maybe even share with your own new pals? Let’s dive into the lighter side of making friends and embracing the wonderfully weird world of new connections! 🎉✨

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Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

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So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

1 month ago
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Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

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Shared recently on Messenger:

The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

Just landed via Twitch:

The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

Spotted on Snapchat:

You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

Going viral on Snapchat:

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

Going viral on TikTok:

I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.

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