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Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

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Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

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By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

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If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

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Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

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If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

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It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

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Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

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If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

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No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

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Trending via Discord:

I have a yearning disability.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

Going viral on Snapchat:

I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Spotted on Threads:

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

Making waves on YouTube:

You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

Going viral on TikTok:

You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

Just landed via Snapchat:

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

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We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

Live now on WeChat:

“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

Reported on X:

Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

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Funny observations quotes bring a smile 😄 to everyday moments, turning the ordinary into something hilariously relatable 🎉. They capture those quirky little truths about life, people, and the world 🌍 that make us go, “Wait, that’s so true!” 😂 Whether you need a quick mood boost or a clever icebreaker, these witty gems 💡 are perfect for brightening your day and sharing laughs with friends! 🎈✨

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6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

Commentary:
"Step right up and witness the extraordinary spectacle of confidence outweighing accuracy on the grand stage of the internet! 🎪🤣 Don't worry, if you're feeling lost in this swirling sea of misinformation, you're not alone! 🌊🙈 Just remember: the internet is the only place where you can be confidently wrong 24/7! 🌐😜"
6 months ago
Share →: Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mystery of *fake it till you make it* in full swing! 🤷‍♂️ It's like a surprise party thrown by your own actions – let's embrace the chaos and see what unfolds! 🎉😄"

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Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

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Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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I’m bored, but not read a book for fun bored.

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I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

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Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

Making waves on Messenger:

Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Trending via X:

My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

Shared recently on YouTube:

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

Making waves on Reddit:

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

Spreading quickly via X:

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

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