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Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

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Updated

Jan 5, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

Live now on Instagram:

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

Just shared via Telegram:

I like my bed more than I like most people.

Trending via Twitch:

The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

Spotted on Discord:

“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

Live now on Pinterest:

One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

Trending via Slack:

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

Going viral on Slack:

Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

Going viral on Instagram:

Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

75 shares on Twitch this month:

I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

13 shares on Threads this month:

That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

19 shares on X this month:

Welcome to your 50s. If you don’t have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.

81 shares on Discord this month:

Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

47 shares on X this month:

Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

45 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

62 shares on Messenger this month:

Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

95 shares on YouTube this month:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

22 folks are currently checking 👀

“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,465

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Instagram:

My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

Making waves on Messenger:

The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

Making waves on Messenger:

They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

Spotted on WeChat:

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

Spotted on Twitch:

Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

Spotted on Slack:

Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

Seen just now on TikTok:

What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

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