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If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

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Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

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Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

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Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

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Friends with consequences.

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So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

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It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

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Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

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Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

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I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

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I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

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If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

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Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

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Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

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Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

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I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

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Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

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I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

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Being insane should at least burn calories.

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Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

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I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

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Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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I am thick and tired.

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The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

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Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

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I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

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Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

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When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

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I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

Just landed via Instagram:

Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

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Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

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Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

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What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

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Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

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