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Funny Oscar quotes

I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

3 weeks ago

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

1 month ago

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

2 months ago