Funny Oscar quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

  Commentary:
  "Congrats to my bra for always being 'uplifting'—it definitely deserves an award! 😂🧡🎉 #SupportiveStar"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

  Commentary:
  🏆 And the award for Best Performance in Dental Deception goes to… *drumroll* YOU! 🎬🍭 Just imagine the acceptance speech: "I would like to thank my sweet tooth for always being there, even when I had to pretend it didn't exist in the dentist's chair." 😂 #OscarWorthyPerformance #NoCandyConfessions

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

  Commentary:
  🏆🎬 "I could easily win an Oscar, I just have to schedule it in between my naps and snack breaks! 🍿💤 Who knew being fabulous could be so exhausting?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, my role as 'Expert Procrastinator' didn't quite make the cut! 🎭🚫 No nomination, no speech, just another day in the 'Best Supporting Sighs' category of life! 😅🏆 #OscarSnubbed"

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