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Funny Oscar quotes bring the glitz and glam of Hollywood with a hilarious twist ๐ŸŽฌโœจ From witty one-liners to cheeky acceptance speeches, these moments keep us laughing long after the awards end ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ† Ready to relive the funniest, most unforgettable zingers from Tinseltownโ€™s biggest night? Grab your popcorn ๐Ÿฟ and dive into the sparkle and snark of Oscar humor! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽฅ

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