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Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

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β€œYou win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

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My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

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You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

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The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

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Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

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My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

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Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

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One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

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You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.

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I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

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This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

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There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

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My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

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I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

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I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

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My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

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Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

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Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

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All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

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How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

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Did you seriously just pique my interest?

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In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

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Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

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Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

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I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

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I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

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The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

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Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

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My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

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The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

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