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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

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When the weather gets warmer, I will become unstoppable. As long as it doesn’t get too warm, then I will be stoppable.

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Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

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If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

Just landed via Facebook:

There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

Trending via Telegram:

A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

Going viral on Slack:

The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

Just landed via WeChat:

Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

Spotted on Instagram:

They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

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Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

37 shares on Threads this month:

I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

20 shares on Reddit this month:

I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

39 shares on X this month:

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

99 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

61 shares on Facebook this month:

“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

63 shares on Twitch this month:

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

29 shares on Slack this month:

You’ll never see Asian parents kissing, hugging, or in any form of romance, but boom, 5 children.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

Why would a needle be in a haystack, anyway?

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At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”

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I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

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Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

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Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

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If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

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And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

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Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

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Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

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Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

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Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

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Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Accidentally used my real personality at work today… heading to HR now.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Adulthood – a never-ending story of shit you have to do.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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Just landed via Messenger:

Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely tweeted your manic thoughts today.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

Just shared via WeChat:

I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

Going bananas on X:

Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

Broadcasted on X:

I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

Just landed via Slack:

Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

Just shared via YouTube:

I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

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