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Funny parted quotes bring a lighthearted twist to goodbyes and farewells 😄✨ Whether saying adios or see you later, these witty lines turn parting moments into laughs and smiles 🎉😂 Perfect for social media captions or breaking the ice, they remind us that even farewells can be fun and memorable 💬👋 Get ready to share some chuckles the next time it’s time to say goodbye!

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In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

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I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

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I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

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The urge to buy people gifts they’ve mentioned they liked once.

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It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

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Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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Going bananas on Slack:

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

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I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

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If you love someone, let them sleep.

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I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

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You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

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If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

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Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

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New funny parted quotes 👇

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

All funny parted quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

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I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra — wash one, and two more appear.

No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

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I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

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You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

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