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In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”
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Feb 25, 2025
I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.
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