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Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

I kind of can’t wait for my generation to be bumping 90’s hip hop, rap, and heavy metal at the old folks’ homes.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

If you relate to me, get some help!

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

235 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,504

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,504

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,634

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

Spotted on Snapchat:

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

Freshly posted on X:

The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

Spotted on Discord:

I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

Just landed via Reddit:

If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

Shared recently on Messenger:

The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

Breaking via Pinterest:

“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

Broadcasted on Slack:

That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

80 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

47 shares on Discord this month:

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

87 shares on WeChat this month:

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

16 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

94 shares on Twitch this month:

Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

100 shares on Threads this month:

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

The fewer the people, the greater the inner peace.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

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My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

235 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,504

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,504

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,702

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

Going viral on Telegram:

You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

Breaking via Slack:

None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

Trending via Slack:

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

Making waves on Snapchat:

The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

Just shared via TikTok:

I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

Trending via X:

If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

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