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We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

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What an embarrassing time to be alive.

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If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

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This whole week could have been an email.

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I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

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You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

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If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

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Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

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If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

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Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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Mike is short for Micycle.

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I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

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What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

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Does anyone know where I can find true love?

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Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

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I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

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For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

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Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

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My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

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A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

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A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.

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My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

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“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.

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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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