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Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

There’s nothing I hate more than being comfy in bed and suddenly needing to pee.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

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I love unplanned fun.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!

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Live now on WeChat:

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

Making waves on Slack:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

Trending via Facebook:

I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

Breaking via Threads:

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Shared recently on Reddit:

“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

Just shared via YouTube:

No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

Seen just now on X:

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

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49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

25 shares on Threads this month:

Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

28 shares on Threads this month:

Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

36 shares on WeChat this month:

Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

61 shares on Discord this month:

Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

93 shares on Slack this month:

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

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Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

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A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

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Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

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My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

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Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

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Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

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Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

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If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

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Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

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Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

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Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

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Shared recently on TikTok:

Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

Making waves on Reddit:

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

Live now on Instagram:

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

Trending via X:

I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

Spotted on Pinterest:

How am I supposed to relax when there are things?

Going viral on YouTube:

I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

Trending via Threads:

I forgot how to panic. Help!

Just shared via Slack:

Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

Making waves on Discord:

The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

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