Funny perks quotes

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  Commentary:
  “Who needs a power bank when your face is already draining all the energy around you? 😂🔋 #UglyButSavingBatteryLife”

  2 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Perks of dating me: I’ll make you feel like the *sizzle* to my bacon 🥓… or the *steam* to my latte ☕️… or the *fireworks* to my 4th of July. Basically, I’ll ensure you’re the ‘hot’ topic wherever we go! 😎🔥 #sizzleandswag”

  4 months ago

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