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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

No rizz, just pretty eyes and many unsettling things to say.

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Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

Spreading quickly via X:

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

Trending via YouTube:

I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

Going viral on Discord:

Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

Going viral on WeChat:

If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

Just shared via Threads:

I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

Making waves on Messenger:

Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

Seen just now on X:

Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

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20 shares on Messenger this month:

99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

47 shares on Threads this month:

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

21 shares on Discord this month:

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

35 shares on Slack this month:

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

69 shares on Messenger this month:

You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

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Is losing your mind a hobby?

10 folks are currently checking 👀

So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

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The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

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Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

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Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

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Unfortunately, when you don’t burden people with your problems, they assume you don’t have any. Lol.

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People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

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Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

My boss was like, “People working from home are just pretending to work,” and it’s like, dude, what do you think I’m doing in the office?

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

I have the sex drive of a potato.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

Trending via WeChat:

Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

Just landed via Twitch:

Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

Just shared via Snapchat:

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

Just shared via Facebook:

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

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