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We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

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Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

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People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

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People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

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After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

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The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

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I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

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Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

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Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

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I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

Making waves on Messenger:

Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

Spotted on X:

Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

Going viral on YouTube:

The recipe I’m making specifically says “allow to cook undisturbed,” and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

Making waves on Discord:

Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

Making waves on Slack:

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Spotted on Telegram:

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

Breaking via TikTok:

Meow means woof in cat.

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Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

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Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

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Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

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If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

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Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Sailors wish they could swear like me.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

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Just landed via YouTube:

Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

Breaking via Facebook:

It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

Breaking via X:

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

Going viral on Twitch:

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

Trending via Threads:

“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’d stalk me too, I get it.

Going viral on Messenger:

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

Just landed via X:

The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

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“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

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