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You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

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I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

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Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

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Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

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I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

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It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

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Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

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Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

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I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

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If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

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When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

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Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

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Salary week, but salary weak.

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I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

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I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

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The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

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What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

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Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

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Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

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I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

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I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

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I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

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One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

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