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Having a committee meeting up there every day 🤪🧠😂
332 Funny personality quotes
Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.
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Hoping for a coconut therapy session! 🥥🙃🍃
The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.
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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why is my life a sitcom after all? 😂🤷♀️✨
Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.
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When you’re both trying to avoid a conversation and accidentally starting a duel 😂😅🙈
When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.
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Must be rough being this good-looking… beauty is such a blockable offense! 😎😂🔒
I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.
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Who's ready to see the uncensored sequel of "Being Myself: The Horror Story"? 🎬👻😆
God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.
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Guess I'm the final boss in the game of Annoyance Level: Max 😂👾
About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.
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Attempting to outrun poor personality traits one stride at a time 🏃♀️💨 or maybe just sprinting to the fridge instead 😂🍕
I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.
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Well, if kindness doesn't end them, maybe your cooking will! 😂🍽️❤️
My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.
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When the family tree shakes, only the coconuts fall 🍌😜🍍